On the other hand, Mike may be headed to jail for tax evasion ("Like, prison’s no joke," Snooki says. "Like 'Orange is the New Black,' I saw that sh**.' It's scary."). Snooki, who is no less prone to bringing the party (getting fall-down drunk), misses her kids so much she weeps on a dime. (Ditto JWoww.) Ronnie has promised his girlfriend he'll (mostly) behave in Miami (and you know how that goes, right, Sammi?). According to Pauly, Vinny gets drunk really quickly because he's on a ketogenic diet and isn't used to all the carbs.